How can I describe UltraBob? ... It’s like trying to complete a blueprint for the Empire State Building on the back of a bar coaster. I guess UltraBob can best be described as an enigma, wrapped in a mystery, wrapped in a flour tortilla. No wait, I came up with something even more fitting. He’s this white dude living in Zushi, Japan trying to make his way in the world in the technology field, and constantly disappointed with how little he is doing to help his fellow man. Also, he eats ice cream on Shinkansens.